Saturday, January 15, 2011

Kermit Sings Hurt

For KATN....

This is about as happy as I'm gonna get today.


FreeFox said...

I will let you down
I will make you hurt
I wear my crown of shit
On my liar’s chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair


Vincent said...

Heh, thanks for posting this. Great fun! 'Course, the best cover EVER of Hurt was done by Johnny Cash, but I guess I'm just stating the obvious.

KickinAssTakingNames said...

Thanks for this! It's so wrong, yet I enjoyed every minute of it. Except when he serviced Rolf the Dog. Too much like Less than Zero. And look what happened to Robert Downey Jr. after that.

Best parts: Miss Piggy nip slip, and Kermit vomiting his spider lunch.

Trying to send positive vibes your way :)

Ms Corpse Cafe said...

I have to admit the Muppet blowjob was a little over the top, even for me. Got me feeling rather giddy.

FreeFox said...

"the Muppet blowjob was a little over the top"

Nonsense. Kermit did that sad frog with the guitar shtick before, singing about how hard it is to be green. But this is a side we haven't seen before. And I must admit, given the fact that they were both muppets, and that Kermit is a bloody frog, it was disturbingly erotic...

Ms Corpse Cafe said...

True... Kermit is quite the complainer... low down and dirty little frog.

Fav moments for me are the opening when he drags on the cigarette and jerking off to Miss Piggy while really feeling sad about Jim Henson dying on him.

Gosh, KATN, no disrespect to yer favourite Muppet... Freefox and I are just having a little fun with him. Not to worry though. I'm laughing now after having enjoyed my proverbial gloomy Sunday!

Freefox. Yah. disturbing is right. That was the meaning behind my giddiness. Hilarious though. Gotta admit.